Damon walked into the office for his 8am with Jeff and stopped in his tracks. There was chaos on the desk, with redbull cans and chips everywhere, half of a cold pizza precariously situated near the edge, and Jeff staring blindly at the screen. He was typing something, hitting a few buttons with the mouse, then typing again.
"Jeff, what the hell?"
"We have to beat them," Jeff said, a bit squeaky, as if his voice hadn’t been used for hours. "We have to destroy them."
"What are you doing?" Damon moved closer, carefully. Jeff looked like he hadn’t slept for days.
Then Jeff turned to him, a mad glint in his eyes. “I’m voting for Destiel.”
Damon blinked. “Ah, yes, of course.” He wasn’t quite sure what Destiel was, but it sounded important. He looked at the screen more closely and there it was, the word they were never to utter on the set unless they wanted to risk being fired. Aww, hell.
There was something else, the numbers… they weren’t moving. Checking up on it on his phone, Damon realized why. The poll had been closed for near to twelve hours.
Damon laid a careful hand on Jeff’s shoulder. “It’s okay, Boss. It’s going to be okay. Just… just take a break.”
"I can’t stop, we have to destroy them! We have to ruin them! Do you hear me?!"
Damon closed his eyes and took a deep breath. “I’m going to reschedule your appointments for the day… so you can vote.”
He needed to call Jeff’s brother, it was going to be that kind of day.
and then JD cried himself to sleep and had nightmares for days afterward in which endless hoards of angry shippers hurled 1.4 million rotten tomatoes and bad eggs at him while chanting, “hell hath no fury like a shipper scorned.” LOL
Omg don’t thank me! I would have lost all hope if I didn’t have some feedback and it meant the world to me to see people getting more and more invested.
I hope that Sterek shippers think about what just happened. Yes, it was just a silly poll and it’s not even the final round. But we were losing big time and we finished with 1,479,570 votes. We did this ourselves. We had no one telling us to vote for it. We had no shipping video. I dare say that most of us have been feeling down and uninspired about Sterek because of most recent events and canon. And the way we got together in just two days, managing to turn the result in our favor is a miracle. It was only possible because we worked together as a real pack.
So, for the Sterek shippers that feel down and alone sometimes, remember these two days. You are not alone. Sterek is still big and strong, stronger than before. We can do amazing things together. Never ever give up on your fandom, because fandom still hasn’t give up <3
Teen Wolf is like that hot dude you picked up at a sleazy bar and had a night of ill-advised drunken sex with, who, when you’ve had a good look at him the morning after, is not really your type but you’re kind of hungover and horny so you agree to go another round before you try to kick him out which is when he turns out to be one of those Nice Guys who is batshit crazy
GDI phone I wasn’t done. So yeah Teen Wolf is like the Nice Guy who insists that he’s “Nice, seriously, why the fuck won’t you sleep with me again god you women are the same,” and yeah basically he’s rude and disrespectful and ignorant and treats you like a piece of shit. And what you should do is get a restraining order, kick him in the nuts and then elope to Fanonland with his lovely friend Sterek whom that asshole takes disgusting advantage of and also treats like a piece of shit, and I hope you’ll have a long and happy life with Sterek because you both definitely deserve better. So, so much better.
*deep breath* okay rant over, carry on